had the most vivid dream ive ever had. fucking thing didnt even feel like a dream at all it felt more like a memory i was revisiting in my head. i hated it so much and i dont know if this is what lucid dreaming is like but in case it is i never want to do it ever again. when i was younger my mom always talked about the intense dreams she used to have as a child. i wonder is it like that?

basically what happened is i was laying in an open field looking up at a sky that looked like it had been scribbled over with black and red crayon and it was flickering rapidly. if you know about the porygon episode of pokemon it was like that it sucked so bad. i couldnt move any part of my body but i could feel bugs crawling all over my limbs. i couldnt feel the ground underneath me it was just all bugs. couldnt even tell how many there were it could be millions for all i know.

closed my eyes shut and i suddenly felt like i was falling. apparently the ground had split underneath me and i was falling through just pure light completely limpdicked like a gmod ragdoll unable to really do anything. trust me if i could do something i would have balled up and started spindashing down to the earth, then burrowed all the way through the earth all the way to china where i would become the most desirable person in the country. easy. but this is not a perfect world so i just looked like a complete asshole screaming while flailing uselessly. what a fucked up world we live in.

but anyway what ended up happening was a whole thing where i suddenly stopped falling. its like when you stop a ragdoll from falling in midair with your physgun. youre still flailing and bobbing but its mostly ok. a bunch of hands then appeared with pure white outlines but empty spaces inside the outlines. they forcibly grabbed me by my arms and legs and i felt this boiling pain on like small dots along where they grabbed me i dont know. it was weird. i think they also tore my limbs off but that parts a little weird because i woke up immediately. i woke up with a pounding headache and a runny nose but my parents were working this morning so i couldnt do anything. i was so late for school too. 10 am fuck my life. at that point i was so tired i just went to bed because fuck high school. i dont care if im “just a sophomore” i dont like high school.

im gonna be honest what i did next was so fucking baffling it felt like johnny had taken over my mind and forced me to do dumb shit because he thought it was funny. i took off my shirt to see if the dots that hurt in my dream (at this point i still thought it was a memory so i can sort of understand. still brain damaged of me though) were real. its a christmas miracle!!! nothing happened!!! thank you marley and the three ghosts of christmas manhandling for teaching me the error of my ways i will never play halo with johnny ever again. my life has been written by charles dick me down this whole time

my moms gonna be pissed at me for skipping. maybe not. who knows at this point this whole morning has been balls to the wall insane and my balls now have a uti because the wall was caked in black mold. did you know that polyuria is a uti where you pee good B-)

so anyway can anybody that knows physiology or whatever it is explain in detail why this dream secretly means im gay or going to die in seven days