4/4/05

hung out with johnny today after school. he wasn’t at school again. he wasn’t sick or anything, he just honestly doesn’t give a fuck. one of the only parts of him i actually like if im being 100 percent

i dont know what part of him i have a problem with. i dont care that he smokes. i dont care that he kind of smells like spoiled milk. its whatever. mike thinks i subconsciously see johnny as my older brother but i dont think so. that honestly just doesnt feel accurate in any sense of the word. not everybody needs a sibling, prick

anyway maybe its the fact that his only console is an xbox. i like halo 2 as much as the next guy but goddamn i want variety. i dont just like sonic i also like crazy taxi. halo also just has a dogshit soundtrack. makes me feel like im 7 going to church again. the only part of that experience i miss is the wafers. some people say they taste like paper but thats the appeal. theyre just blatantly wrong and parade their dogwater opinions around like theyre saints. disgraceful

johnny said something to me that ive been trying to decipher for hours now because it was so incredibly brain dead that it completely gobsmacked me. ”what do you think alien breast milk tastes like” im going to re enact the rabies scene from old yeller and hes old yeller and im the boy from old yeller

i told him that i was going to break into his house and get his ass with a garrote wire and ive never seen someone laugh so loud for so long. dude was red as a cherry i was convinced he was about to spontenously develop asthma and die on the spot. weirdest part was that he just immediately shut up and looked at me stone facedly and said “that was funny”. i hate that guy6whg5tmj6jk,szxpo

my dog got onto my keyboard and started licking the peanut butter off of it oops