3/27/05

not much is happening. beat sonic heroes so now mike owes me his gamecube ROFL. he said i cant beat a game to save my life but he sniffs glue so who gives a fuck about his opinion. the important thing is i proved his sorry ass wrong

also i honestly need the gamecube to play shadow the hedgehog. ive been seeing trailers more often and im super excited. it comes out in november though so that really fucking sucks. sega needs to release this game or else ill hold mike at gunpoint and make them. maybe ill get the beta version with the lara croft nude code and the hyper realistic blood eyes out of them if we ham it up just enough. they’re stupid enough to not make consoles anymore, they’ll believe a homicide threat.

that has kind of confused me. if the company’s failing that hard, just release the sega uranus. idiots!!!!!! they already have the console just release it!!!!!!! i am infinitely smarter than sega

anyway ive been getting into writing poetry. i dont think anybody reads these actually so nobody will call me gay. not that i would care

demon blade scorching i wield the spirits of a thousand the stars themselves bow to my blade i am the king

eat pomegranates out of my hand crush my heart in your palm let my blood seep into your skin and feel the demon king’s toxin

i am infinitely better than shakespear and ive just proved it today. if you disagree kill yourself