okay people are saying im lying about the eye thing im not. i have fucking proof which is more than the the scarecrow mask guy can say. he really went on livejournal to larp as a slasher villain what a fucking idiot. you can literally buy fake blood from spirit halloween ROFL. either commit or get the fuck out anyway heres actual proof of my eyes and im not sure why you didnt trust the chat logs ugh. thats all the proof you should need. but since you guys are whores for evidence here you go.

completely real. hope this was worth the fucking bandwith that did not need to be wasted if you animals would believe me. youre like the opposite of sheep. wolves? peehs? pees??? the opposite of sheep is piss and that makes sense because sheep kind of sounds like shit. ive solved world hunger. okay this doesnt have anything to do with anything but i swear my hands start fucking shaking when i take my hands off my keyboard. maybe its because i type so fast and my nervous system cant keep up heh. also unrelated but my fingers get really veiny when i type actually maybe it is related? my quick wits cant compete with my weak as hell body ROFL. wait no that sounds fucking weird stop. HOLY SHIT I FORGOT TO DETAIL MY DREAMS FROM THE 7/1/05 ENTRY DAMMIT. you know what ill just detail them now. i dont care. have a problem take it up with george fucking w bush okay.

1: short and weird one. was in a pitch black void lit only by a computer screen. on it was some sort of ms-dos terminal thing. typed in “start” and got a stream of live news footage of events that i dont remember happening. a specific one i remember was this image of empty streets and something about something that happened worldwide? no clue. that was it though.

2: cool as fuck one. dont even know if i should categorize this as one of my weird dreams or some sort of prophecy for the future that i hope happens because its so badass. in it shadow goes full evil and kills sonic and an army guy and says himself that hell use the chaos emeralds to “destroy this damn planet” direct quote. he then says “this is who i am” and the credits roll. fucking awesome. sega take notes this is how you do badassery.

3: just a flaming car driving down a highway. nothing to really note apart from the fact that i woke up after this at 2 am went back to bed and let out the biggest fart of my fucking life

4: i turned into a tree???????

so yeah. thats my obligatary dream journal entry because i need to be able to say i called the ending to shadow the hedgehog and the sonic franchise because sonic is dead. im a fucking prophet.