wow i really havent been using this much huh. probably a good thing. just thought id give a little life update nothing crazy. where to start oh yeah i passed my finals. my grades are fine but thats pretty normal. honestly expecting anybody to get straight as forever is kind of bullshit maybe. in other news summers been really good but i also kind of feel like a lazy piece of shit for moping around all may you know it sucks shit but theres really not much i can do about the past or whatever. in other news ive been playing a fuck ton of d&d. im not showing off my character cause its kind of gay in comparison to my world of warcraft character contraire the great that people have said looks cool as fuck so ha ha ha i know my limit fuckers. also i know i know ive heard it too fucking much i dont care god dammit but ive continued having weird dreams. i thought stepping away from this blog with all its memories of mike in it would help but apparently not. ill link stuff about the dreams below because i keep fucking derailing stuff to talk about my dreams and everybodys sick of it especially johnny. and im already derailing this by talking about it fuck hes right.

anyway i want to make a game. i have an idea that ive only told a few other people but i think the worlds ready for this now. you guys werent ready before and i cant guarantee that youll be ready now. okay here goes. you know earthbound right? johnny made me watch him play it last month and it was really good. i liked the part where poos limbs got torn off by the giant head. but i had an idea that nintendo or someone needs to get on okay. satoru iwata listen to my prayer im like paula if she was a buff italian guy from washington okay? anyway what if ness doesnt come back to onett after killing giygas. you dont know if hes dead or not thats the interesting part. but whos the main character? some prick you dont know named varik thats called worldbuilding. the world doesnt revolve around you you stupid ass hoe. hes a bounty hjulunter and if you need me to tell you what a bounty hunter is go read a fucking book. enough said. anyway maybe the rest of ness’s gaggle of urethra soldiers will die too i havent decided. also i thought dr andonuts was gay when tyler was playing and so did johnny. really would not be surprised if i saw him on the streets of new york slinging and swallowing cock while the subway rats form a rat king around his exposed toes. tl:dr eat shit faggots. give me three hundred thousand dollars to fund my new game coming to the nintendo gamecube in three weeks. anyone calling bull shit will be found dead in a flaming car.

oh yeah the eyes thing. forgot to mention that. yeah so after my last blog entry my parents saw my eyes and told me yeah thats normal. i could tell my mom was sad that i dont have my dads eyes anymore but she realized i have her eyes now i think. still doesnt explain the rings. also some fucking guy messaged me asking if i was making a sonic reference when i said rings. cunt typed like a fourth grader im not convinced they werent one or some sort of gorilla that broke into the horse ketamine factory and was set loose onto an imac for the sake of research. steve jobs can swallow my entire cock and balls and get hauled off to jail and die under mysterious sircumstances. we all know hes about to experience a life altering swat team raid on his apple themed penthouse with ipods glued to every crevice of his shitty rich people apartment all playing hollaback girl on repeat forever. the only way to stop this gravy train is to assasinate gwen stefani and im pretty sure shes fucking immortal. were fucked and we let it happen. anyway is it normal for your fingertips to start getting really sticky when typing on your keyboard for a while. also no i didnt fucking jizz on my fingers OR KEYBOARD its different. kill yourself. nobodys said it yet but i know its coming. my fingers just really seem to want to stick on my keys huh. okay what no that sounds fucking stupid what. okay anyway tyler sent me this and i think its funny as fuck.